Funny Divorce Photos

Divorce isn't fun... in fact it is so incredibly stressful, but here is some stuff that is quite comical...tryin to cheer myself up.

Not Sure

I feel so depressed. I was supposed to go out today, but Rachid is acting like a psycho. I am just counting the days until we can go our separate ways.
Everything is just so confusing.... don't know what to do.

Sunny Sunday

Yesterday was awesome! I went out with my friends Ayesha and Alex, and we went up north to the lake. We went to lake Simcoe where I used to swim many summers ago. It was peaceful, warm and a lot of fun. Alex was sweet enough to bring biriyani with him, which I have to say was orgasmic, and also treated us to a slushy later on in the day. It was too bad that they didn't bring bathing suits, as I was wearing mine. I didn't swim though since I didn't want to be the only one in the water.

Later on in the night Ayesha had the crazy idea of wanting to go to a strip club. Both her and I have never gone... so of course Alex decided to stop by Imran's work which was close to the club, and dragged him along. Had a couple drinks... played pool... but I have to say that the strip club sucked ass!


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As usual Rachid was calling my cell bitchin and complaining, but I didn't let it ruin my time. It's time to live my life...it's time to live again.

Went Out Anyway

I didn't end up going to Mandi's birthday party, but I did go to a movie. We went to Red Lobster... we couldn't decide what to order, so we got fish and chips and popcorn shrimp, and shared! Nothin better then deep fried fish! So from there we continued to walk to Yorkdale mall...and I was a little hot since I've been so lazy being at home all the time. Ya...I was feelin the heat and sweating.




Anyway, we ended up seeing the movie The Step Brothers. Let me tell you that it was hilarious and it will be added to my collection once it comes out on dvd. We couldn't stop laughing the whole movie...which is what I needed!



After the movie we walked a bit...took our time walking through the parking lot. As usually by this time Rachid was calling trying to ruin my time. I shouldn't have let that bother me... but I was little upset about it. Other then that part, it was a really nice evening. It's just nice to actually go out for a change

Depressed

Tonight I was supposed to see some old friends that I haven't seen in like seven years, but I'm not going because I feel so fat. I know they'd be thinking... wow she sure got fat. I'm jobless, fat, and getting divorced...wow I'm a real loser right now. As you can probably tell... I'm feeling very depressed today. I was starting to get ready and figure out what I was going to wear tonight, and nothing fits. With me being off for over a month I have put on weight. I was planning on wearing jeans... well I feel like I'm going to explode out of them.
My anxiety and depression is getting worse...making me really struggle with everything. I don't even want to go out anymore. I just feel so down.

Thinspiration Foods... Stay Skinny

Negative Calorie Foods:
are foods that require more calories to digest than are in the actual food. Cool, huh? You can eat the following foods in (almost) unlimited quantities and still not gain weight!

apples
apricots
artichokes
asparagus
beets
blackberries
blueberries
brocoli
brussel sprouts
buffalo fish
cabbage
cantaloupe
carrots
cauliflower
celeraic
celery
cherries
chervil
chicory
Chinese cabbage
chives
clams
cod
corn
crabs
cranberries
cucumbers
currants
damson
dandelion
eggplant
endive
flounder
frog legs
garlic
grapefruit
grapes
green beans
honeydew melon
huckleberries
kale
kiwi
kohlrabi
kumquats
leeks
lemons
lettuce
limes
lobster
loganberries
mangoes
mushrooms
muskmelons
mussels
mustard greens
nectarine
okra
onions
orange
oysters
papaya
parley leaves
parsnips
peach

pear
peas
peppers
pineapple
plum
pomegranates
prunes
pumpkin
quince
radishes
raspberries
red cabbage
rhubarb
rutabagas
salsify
sauerkraut
scallions
sea bass
shrimp
sorrel
spinach
squash
strawberries
string beans
tangerine
terrapin
tomato
turnips
watercress
watermelon
zucchini







The following are foods that I consider to be "safe," or at least not all that bad.

Pria Powerbars (all flavors) - 110 cals, lots of vitamins and minerals, plus they give you energy.
Diet Sodas - NO CALORIES!!!
Good Humor Lowfat Fudgecicles - 45 cals! Great for releaving chocolate cravings.
Sugar-Free Jell-O - I love this stuff. Only 10 cals per serving.
Green Tea - No speakable calories, but it helps boost metabolism and flush out toxins.
Everlasting Gobstoppers - 9 of these have only 50 calories. Since they last so long, you can spread them out over an entire day!
Chicken bullion instant soup cubes - Only 5 cals per cube, which makes one cup of soup to keep you full.
Puffed Rice Cereal - Kashi makes a good one with 70 cals per cup. Tasty and high-fiber, too.
Nonfat Soy Milk - 70 cals, 0 grams of fat per serving. Compare to 90 cals per serving of nonfat / skim cow's milk.

Breaking The Habits!

For all those who missed out on an opportunity to have quit smoking as their New Year resolution, here’s good news for all of you. Be it your own addictive personality or someone else's, here are some steps that can be taken to battle it.

Acknowledge yourself: The first step to recovery is to admit for a fact that you are an addict. Be supportive and understanding towards yourself or a friend and on a very positive note accept your/his shortcomings. Take responsibility of your own actions and feelings and face the world positively.
Stop avoiding: With everything else in between, you can figure out how to handle it. Wean yourself off cigarettes by cutting down. If quitting sounds too thorny, consider a delayed fulfillment. Promise yourself pizza on Saturday if you can curb your caloric intake all week. Or put off that smoke break for 20 minutes and perhaps your burning desire will drop.
Obtain information: Keep yourself updated with information. When you know you are not dealing with a fear of the unknown, your attempt to overcome an addiction becomes easier. You'll able to help a friend or conquer his demons if you've done some research and have relevant, helpful advice to offer. You can even try it on yourself if necessary.
Meet like-minded people: There are a huge number of 12-step programs and other support groups available. You or your friend might find it helpful to get together with other people who have similar problem. Talking about the addiction reconfirms the fact that you're not the only one living with enslavement.
Stage an intervention: Consider yourself walking into a room one evening; visualize your girlfriend, boss, brother, and best friend. All of a sudden gather your thoughts and think someone is locking the door behind you, don't panic. It's called an intrusion and they want to tell you how your habit is wreaking havoc in their lives. Getting angry and defensive will not make it any easier. Try listening. If you have to take this type of stand with a friend, read up on it well in advance. It's a highly emotional but potentially life-changing event.
Seek professional help: There's no embarrassment in obtaining medical help or psychological counseling. Whether you suffer from one addiction or several, you can find different ways to combat the compulsion and reclaim your mental and physical health. Speak with your doctor or call a counseling referral line.
If there is such a thing as an addictive personality and you are inclined to potentially harmful time-consuming habitual actions, being aware of it allows you to regain your determination.


Get Inspired: Live A Full Life


YESTERDAY IS PAST, TOMORROW IS YET TO COME, WHAT WE HAVE IS THE ‘PRESENT’ WHICH TRULY IS A ‘GIFT’.
All that we have been bestowed with today is what makes us a complete being, for you never know what the future has in store. So are we making the optimal use of our numerous blessings today to make our lives seem even slightly better than those less fortunate?

If we make the effort to notice the small details around us, we can actually learn the true meaning of life. Here’s how you can notice the finer details in life…
• Enjoy and live every moment to the fullest and try to gain/ learn something out of each.
• Notice the changes by asking questions and finding their solutions.
• Stop complaining about and judging other people, and accept them with their short-comings. Master the art of forgiveness.
• Empathize with other people’s feelings and learn from their experiences in life.
• Stand for yourself and develop a sense of self-reliance and security.

Remember: Everyone cannot be there for you always, same way as you cannot be there for them every time.
• Shed your prejudices and be open to fresh ideas.
• Take time to relax and enjoy, without ignoring your needs.
• Live your life to achieve what you believe in and what you think you deserve.
• Work to your best capability towards anything you feel is worth achieving.

Remember: If you wish for something to happen, try to make it happen with sincerity and perseverance.
• Be thankful and content with what you have. Derive pleasure from small things in life, which you otherwise take for granted and many others are deprived of.


Kindle The Fire Within YOU!


What is the common trait that links most successful and happy people? They have a tremendous amount of persistence, backed by a positive mental attitude.
• Yes folks optimism is the key to a successful and 'inspired' life.
• The positive energy in winners allows them to rise above the mundane, cut through red tape and display occasional, brilliant flashes of excellence.
• Just like fire in the fireplace which must be started with small bits and twigs, so too the fire in life can be kindled with generous and constant boosts of positive mental energy.

Remember -- mental energy is the stepping stone to success.


Unravel The Secrets Of Mastering Life


Mastering life and control over destiny are synonyms in the true sense. A select few actually are successful in doing either of them.
Many a time we feel the urge to act without thinking, to spontaneously do or say things for which we are sorry later. There is always a part of you that says it is right in its actions. But don’t let your passion do the talking instead listen to your mind.

The key to mastering your life is identifying your inner strengths and weakness and dictating your actions. Rash actions are in actual resistance to your thoughts. Free your thoughts from the shackles by changing your thoughts that create opposition.

Success lies in believing that you can and transforming these thoughts to actions. As the saying goes "You are a king if you are ruled by your mind, a slave if ruled by your body."

Pep Quote
"It's lack of faith that makes people afraid of meeting challenges, and I believe in myself."
--Muhammad Ali

BMI Manual Calculation & Chart

1) Take your weight and multiply by 704.7

2) Take that number and divide it by your height squared (see below)

height squared:
5'0" = 3600
5'1" = 3721
5'2" = 3844
5'3" = 3969
5'4" = 4096
5'5" = 4225
5'6" = 4356
5'7" = 4489
5'8" = 4624
5'9" = 4761
5'10" = 4900
5'11" = 5041


3) The remaining number is your BMI

4) Now look below to find how you measure up:


Emaciated = UNDER 15 BMI
Anorexic = Under 17.5 BMI
Underweight = Under 19 BMI
Normal = 19 - 24 BMI
Overweight = 25 - 29 BMI
Obese = +29 BMI

Skinny Tips... Thinspirational Info

The Best Tips:

Everyone knows the keys to losing weight: Eat less and exercise more. Sounds simple enough, but in the context of real life and its demands, it can be anything but simple. So how do successful losers do it? To find out, WebMD asked experts across the country for their best diet tips.

Here's what they said:
Best Diet Tip No. 1: Drink plenty of water or other calorie-free beverages.

People sometimes confuse thirst with hunger. So you can end up eating extra calories when an ice-cold glass of water is really what you need.

"If you don’t like plain water, try adding citrus or a splash of juice, or brew infused teas like mango or peach, which have lots of flavor but no calories," says Cynthia Sass, RD, a spokeswoman for the American Dietetic Association.
Best Diet Tip No. 2: Think about what you can add to your diet, not what you should take away.

Start by focusing on getting the recommended 5-9 servings of fruits and vegetables each day.

"It sounds like a lot, but it is well worth it, because at the same time you are meeting your fiber goals and feeling more satisfied from the volume of food," says chef Laura Pansiero, RD.

You're also less likely to overeat because fruits and vegetables displace fat in the diet. And that's not to mention the health benefits of fruits and vegetables. More than 200 studies have documented the disease-preventing qualities of phytochemicals found in produce, says Pansiero.

Her suggestion for getting more: Work vegetables into meals instead of just serving them as sides on a plate.

"I love to take seasonal vegetables and make stir-fries, frittatas, risotto, pilafs, soups, or layer on sandwiches," Pansiero says. "It is so easy to buy a variety of vegetables and incorporate them into dishes."
Best Diet Tip No. 3: Consider whether you're really hungry.

Whenever you feel like eating, look for physical signs of hunger, suggests Michelle May, MD, author of Am I Hungry?

"Hunger is your body’s way of telling you that you need fuel, so when a craving doesn’t come from hunger, eating will never satisfy it," she says.

When you're done eating, you should feel better -- not stuffed, bloated, or tired.

"Your stomach is only the size of your fist, so it takes just a handful of food to fill it comfortably," says May.

Keeping your portions reasonable will help you get more in touch with your feelings of hunger and fullness.
Best Diet Tip No. 4: Be choosy about nighttime snacks.

Mindless eating occurs most frequently after dinner, when you finally sit down and relax.

"Sitting down with a bag of chips or cookies in front of the television is an example of eating amnesia, where you mindlessly eat without being hungry, but out of habit," says American Dietetic Association spokesperson Malena Perdomo, RD.

Either close down the kitchen after a certain hour, or allow yourself a low-calorie snack, like a 100-calorie pack of cookies or a half-cup scoop of low-fat ice cream. Once you find that you're usually satisfied with the low-cal snack, try a cup of zero-calorie tea, suggests Perdomo.
Best Diet Tip No. 5: Enjoy your favorite foods.

"I think putting your favorite foods off limits leads to weight gain because it triggers 'rebound' overeating," says Sass.

Instead of cutting out your favorite foods altogether, be a slim shopper. Buy one fresh bakery cookie instead of a box, or a small portion of candy from the bulk bins instead of a whole bag.

"You can enjoy your favorite foods, but you must do so in moderation," says Sass.

Best Diet Tip No. 6: Enjoy your treats away from home.

When you need a treat, Ellie Krieger, RD, host of Food Network’s Healthy Appetite, suggests taking a walk to your local ice cream parlor or planning a family outing.

"By making it into an adventure, you don’t have to worry about the temptation of having treats in the house, and it is a fun and pleasurable way to make it work when you are trying to lose weight," says Krieger.

And for those times you just can't get out? Krieger stocks her kitchen with fresh fruit, which she thinks can be every bit as delicious as any other dessert.
Best Diet Tip No. 7: Eat several mini-meals during the day.

If you eat fewer calories than you burn, you will lose weight. But when you're hungry all the time, eating fewer calories can be challenging.

"Studies show people who eat 4-5 meals or snacks per day are better able to control their appetite and weight," says obesity researcher Rebecca Reeves, DrPH, RD.

She recommends dividing your daily calories into smaller meals or snacks and enjoying as many of them as you can early in the day -- dinner should be the last time you eat.
Best Diet Tip No. 8: Eat protein at every meal.

Protein is more satisfying than carbohydrates or fats, and thus may be the new secret weapon in weight control.

"Diets higher in protein [and] moderate in carbs, along with a lifestyle of regular exercise, have an excellent potential to help weight loss," says University of Illinois protein researcher Donald Layman, PhD.

Getting enough protein helps preserve muscle mass and encourages fat burning while keeping you feeling full. So be sure to include healthy protein sources, like yogurt, cheese, nuts, or beans, at meals and snacks.
Best Diet Tip No. 9: Spice it up.

Add spices or chiles to your food for a flavor boost that can help you feel satisfied.

"Food that is loaded with flavor will stimulate your taste buds and be more satisfying so you won’t eat as much," says Perdomo.

When you need something sweet, suck on a red-hot fireball candy for a long-lasting burst of sweetness with just a few calories.
Best Diet Tip No. 10: Stock your kitchen with healthy convenience foods.

Having ready-to-eat snacks and meals-in-minutes staples on hand sets you up for success. You'll be less likely to hit the drive-through or call in a pizza order if you can make a healthy meal in 5 or 10 minutes.

Sass stocks her kitchen with:

* 94% fat-free microwave popcorn (20-25 calories per cup, and you can make it in two minutes or less)
* Frozen vegetables
* Bags of pre-washed greens
* Canned diced tomatoes
* Canned beans
* Whole-grain wraps or pitas
* Pre-cooked grilled chicken breasts
* A few containers of pre-cooked brown rice

Within minutes, she can toss together a healthy medley.
Best Diet Tip No. 11: Order children’s portions at restaurants.

"When you are eating out, order a child’s pizza or a small sandwich as an easy way to trim calories and get your portions under control," suggest Perdomo.

Another trick is to use smaller plates. This helps the portions look like more, and if your mind is satisfied, your stomach likely will be, too.
Best Diet Tip No. 12: Eat foods in season.

"If you don’t love certain fruits or vegetables, it could be because you ate them out of season when they have little taste or flavor," says Pensiero. "When you eat seasonally, fruits and vegetables are more flavorful, at their best, and I promise you won’t be disappointed."

At GiGi’s Trattoria, her restaurant in Rhinebeck, N.Y., she serves simple fruit desserts, like naturally sweet strawberries topped with aged balsamic vinegar, or low-fat yogurt or fresh berries in a compote.
Best Diet Tip No. 13: Swap a cup of pasta for a cup of vegetables.

Simply by eating less pasta or bread and more veggies, you could lose a dress or pants size in a year.

"You can save from 100-200 calories if you reduce the portion of starch on your plate and increase the amount of vegetables," says Sass.

Best Diet Tip No. 14: Use non-food alternatives to cope with stress.

Sooner or later, you're going to be faced with a stressful situation. Instead of turning to food for comfort, be prepared with some non-food tactics that work for you.

Sass suggests reading a few chapters in a novel, listening to music, writing in a journal, practicing meditative deep breathing, or looking at a photo album of loved ones.
Best Diet Tip No. 15: Be physically active.

Although it may seem counterintuitive, don’t use exercise either to punish yourself for eating or to "earn"

General tips
Apple cider vinegar improves digestion, suppresses appetite and raises the metabolism. Can be taken in water or juice.
When you’re hungry have Metamucil or benefibre. You just have it with water, juice, tea or coffee and it makes you feel full. It also gets food that you may have eaten through your system faster!
Almonds stop bad fats from entering your system
There are some great dieters teas on the market, check them out!
juice fasts work really well
change your exercise routine so you don’t get bored
take a multi vitamin to give you the nutrients you need
Chew sugar free gum. It burns calories and makes your body think you’re eating!
keep checking up on pro ana sites they keep you motivated
Drink ice water. It burns calories, contains none and keeps you hydrated which will prevent you from fainting
Eat off a black plate, the colour black makes you less hungry
Eat off a small plate, you won’t eat as much
The smell of coffee makes you feel full
eat lots of celery it contains negative calories
Spin around in circles. It curbs your appetite
chew food then spit it out when no one is watching
Green tea helps you lose weight
Interval training helps your burn fat
fidget. You’d be surprised how many calories it burns
hot peppers boost your metabolism
caffeine increases heart rate and metabolism
lie on your left side, it aids digestion
cleaning burns heaps of calories
making your website distracts you and motivates at the same time
dance, its great for fat loss
Do your nails. You won’t want to get food on them!
don’t keep bad food in the cupboard
have a diet buddy
sex burns calories
Distraction tips
Take a shower/have a bath
Brush your teeth
Exercise
make a face mask that goes hard as it dries
buy a fashion magazine - walk to buy it
clean something discusting
sew or knit
read
watch a movie
get a job
do homework/housework
go shopping
go to a friends house
look at yourself in the mirror
see how much water you can drink
Feel Full
Drink more fluids during a small meal. For every time you lift a fork, take a sip of water. This way, the people at the dinner table will feel like you're eating, and you aren't consuming as much food.

Drink a tall glass of ice cold water to burn more calories. You're body burns calories because it needs to adjust with the cold temperature. Besides, water provides volume but not calories.

Drink a steaming cup of hot tea/water to feel fuller. Green tea is especially recommended; it might not taste as great as other teas but one of the most beneficial.

Drink a steaming cup of coffee. It'll curb your appetite, give you a wake up call (ie. caffeine) and make you feel full. This is good for mornings. Drink it with an apple or small portion of food to jump start your metabolism.

Eat food with lots of fiber in it. It helps because your system takes longer to digest fiber, which helps you feel fuller, longer. Research even shows that eating an additional 14 grams of fiber per day is associated with a 10 percent decrease in calorie intake and a loss of body weight of a four pounds in four months.

When you feel the hunger pangs really kicking in, sample food, than spit it out. Pretend you're allowed to eat, when you're really not.

If you can't resist anymore and you need to eat, eat greens! Consume as much salad as you'd like, since it doesn't hold much calories anyway. Besides, it's good for you!

Eat more protein. A number of studies indicate that calories-for-calorie, protein makes a person feel more full than carbohydrates or fats.

Eat more water-rich fruits, vegetables, and soups

Choose broth-based soups as a meal. Fewer in calories, but warm and filling.
Anorexia Tips
Anorexia Tips

Only fun going out to eat? Go to a farmer's market and buy fresh fruit! It's always fun, and gets rid of many excuses. for not eating right.

Instead of buying food, buy yourself flowers! Food is depressing, but flowers make you happy!

Exchange a bad habit for a good one - f.i., my boyfriend exchanged smoking for jogging every morning. This may be hard, but VERY rewarding if you can do it! Exchange eating for yoga, or meditation, or reading more.

Make yourself nauseas! You won't eat!

Think higher or yourself! You're too good to put THAT in your body!

Plan you goal out to the letter, then write out your plan for the day you reach your goal. What will you do first What will you buy???

Save the money you would have spent on that meal in a jar. Lunch cost $6.74? Save it in a bottle instead and watch it grow!

Subscribe to magazines! $10/ year for great thinspiration delivered to your door every month! I suggest Vogue, InStyle, and Cosmo.

Buy thin clothes, Keep them hanging in your closet next to your regular clothes & torture over the fact you can't get into them!

Eat vicariously. Watch other people eat, and feel superior!!! You don't need that food. They are feeding their fat bodies and they're getting fatter!!! You can see then growing!!! How repulsive.

Hot water: makes you feel warm and full inside.

Make a notebook of thinspiration - notes, letters, thoughts and especially PICTURES of your goal!


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Back To His Usual Self

Once again when I thought Rachid was being nice... he's back to his asshole self. He doesn't want to help out with rent... I've been off work now for a while and this month I have no way of paying it. As a husband he should be helping out...but he is being an asshole about it. He also refuses to pay the Bell bill...which is the home phone, internet and the satellite. He says that he doesn't use most of it... that he doesn't care about that stuff. Funny...he's the one that uses the internet the most, yet he says he doesn't use it.

I am just so frustrated...I need a job and want to get the hell away from here. I was supposed to go see an apartment tonight, but I decided against it. I should really find out where I will be working first and then look for a place. No sense in moving to Scarborough if I will be working in the west end. I am getting bored being at home...I miss working. I just need a different life then right now... I need to get rid of him.

What's Your Fav Movie Line?

I am a real suck when it comes to movies. I'm a real girlie girl when it comes to movies... a real romantic at heart. My favorites are of course the gushy ones that I can't help but sob! Movies like The Notebook, Jerry Maguire, The Perfect Man, The Green Mile, Going My Way, It's a Wonderful Life, Kal Ho Na Ho, and many more.

The best part of those movies are always those famous lines that everyone remembers... like "You had me at hello". By this point of the movie I've already gone through a million tissues!

I know that you also have your best Hollywood line, you have kept it in one of the many corners of your heart so that if in case you stumble upon someone you'd want to flirt with you'll have a line ready to spit out to shoot him or her through the heart. Why not try out your best kept lines in the Ultimate Flirting Championship created by Extreme Style by VO5. You should try and play the game there and see how your Victory Hair flirting style and your flirting line would help you win. I tried the game and I had a good time with it.

Guys... Flirting Tips... Please Read!

Gentlemen, if you're famous for using cheesey pick up lines, then you have to keep reading... and ladies... what has been the worst pick up line you have ever heard?! Have you heard these : Excuse me, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Hi you look familiar, have we met before? Those pick up lines are pretty pathetic... but dont worry read the paragraph below for the solution.

There is a website where you are allowed to play a free game called Ultimate Flirting Championship. It portrays Extreme Style by VO5. It helps you to get your Victory Hair. It is such a fun and cool game. Here you can create your own avatar. This game tests your Flirting ability in a fun way. So ,Why wasting your time? have a check on their website and enjoy playing the game!!

Once again I didn't sleep well last night. I guess a couple reasons would be that I'm stressed about my marriage, and how I'm on the verge of divorce. Plus I'm worried when it comes to money. Rachid doesn't want to give me more then $600 for rent... don't know where he thinks I would come up with the rest. He' knows that I've been off from work... guess he thinks I will pull money from my ass or something. He is very selfish... a spouse should help out if the other is out of work. Another reason I'm stressed... I'm trying to decide if I should give notice for where we live right now... have to give 60 days notice. Since I don't have a job it would be hard finding a new apartment on my own. Not too sure what I should do. Hmmm... no wonder I have a killer stye on my eye! I think I will go back to bed now.

Top Styles At Cheap Prices!

I came across this awesome site online that sells affordable eyeglasses, both prescription and non-prescription. I had wrote about this site previously, but they have recently updated some info and added some new funky glasses! Also I have noticed that the site has received a lot more exposure and has become quite popular. Maybe you have seen some reports about them on Fox News TV, or from the radio. A popular US radio host of the nationally syndicated consumer advocate The Clark Howard Show, recommended them!

The site is called ZenniOptical.com. They have a wide variety of stylish frames to chose from. Frames with single vision lens, bifocals, tinted (sunglasses) lens, and progressive lens. The main reason behind the low prices is that they sell their own manufactured frames directly to customers...which saves on advertising and middlemen fees. Glasses start from as little as $8 a pair! So this means that even I can afford a pair of glasses, especially since I've been off work now for over a month! No matter what age, there is a wide variety of styles for all walks of life!

Check out the frames below that I posted pics of... I absolutely love them. I can't decide which colour I like more... just means that I have to buy both!



Check out the Clark Howard Show link to the site with reviews!

I Have A Killer Stye

This morning I'm in hell! I have a killer stye that formed since yesterday, and it fuckin hurts. I haven't had one of these for years...but I'm definatly making up for it!



Here's some cool info on styes:

A stye or hordeolum is an infection of the sebaceous glands at the base of the eyelashes. While they produce no lasting damage, styes can be quite painful.

Causes
Styes are generally caused by a Staphylococcus aureus bacteria infection. Although they are particularly common in infants, styes are experienced by people of all ages. Styes can be triggered by stress or poor nutrition. Using the same razor to shave hair near both the eyes and a mustache can also spread staphylococcus bacteria, potentially leading to styes or other eye infections.

A stye can be secondary, caused by blepharitis. A blocked oil gland near the eye, a chalazion, is often mistaken for a stye.

Signs and symptoms
The first signs of a stye are tenderness, pain and redness in the affected area. Later symptoms include itching, swelling, watering of the eye, sensitivity to light and discomfort when blinking. A yellowish bump sometimes develops in the affected area. This can be found on the top, bottom, or any area pertaining to the eye.

Treatment
While most styes will drain on their own, this process can be accelerated by the application of a hot or warm compress or by pulling out the eyelash. There is also a specialized Polysporin topical ointment for styes. With treatment, styes typically resolve within one week. While a stye is technically a pimple and can be popped, doing so is not recommended without technical expertise given its proximity to the eye. Styes may also cause a bruised feeling around the eye, which can be treated through the application of a warm cloth. Just like any infection try not to touch it with your fingers.

Medical professionals will sometimes lance a particularly persistent or irritating stye with a needle in order to accelerate its draining. A stye's expansion can also be fought with erythromycin ophthalmic ointment. Medical professionals may also prescribe Amoxicillin over a period of a week.

If a stye bursts care must be taken to cleanse the wound to prevent reinfection. Those with a stye that may burst should take care to remain within reach of an antibacterial solution.

Contact lenses should never be worn during treatment for a stye. Eye make-up is not recommended, and it is also important to refrain from touching the stye.

My Cute Twist on A Blinged Out Gnome!

When Games are considered in general, Computer games has a hype all around the world. Computer games gives you more pleasure than any other game. It takes you to a lot of fantasy worlds which you never would have thought of. I don't normally download games from the Internet but sometimes I play games online. It has been stated that computer games are more entertaining and it helps to keep your mind sharp. As I have already said that there will be a variety of internet games available but choosing the best is always very difficult.

During my search of a best game I came across this game called Dungeon Runners. This game is free to download and play. It is a Free Fantasy MMORPG set in a 3D fantasy world where you can explore an imaginary plot of Magic, Adventure and giant monsters. The whole game is within a Dungeon and the best part of the game is that you will be accompanied with a cute and active hip hop sidekick called Bling Gnome, which follows you wherever you go.

This Gnome will turn all the unwanted things in to Gold and thus fetching you extra points. All you need to do is that you have to download the game which is for free and start playing it.

This game is really awesome, and to get into the spirit, here is a dressed up furry baby (cat) as a Gnome! Hope you enjoy and get into the spirit!





**THESE PHOTOS ARE OF MR JINGLES FRIEND DAISY... VISIT HER BLOG DAISY THE CURLY CAT

Love To Flirt!

You are impressed by someone's looks? You want to develop a friendly relationship with that person? Then flirting is the only suggestion or solution if you ask me. Among which Flirting with your looks is even more effective. No Girl or Guy will hesitate to have a look at you if you allow your looks to speak and that too no one is noticing him or her. For this reason I have seen many people trying to enhance their look in all possible ways.

Now that I am married, I sometimes do some expressions, both verbal and non-verbal, to spark his interest and for him to give me his priceless smile and sparkling green eyes. For non-verbal expressions, I love to kiss him, especially when he would use his perfume that drives me crazy. So I would always tickle him, and since he is so lean, he easily gets tickled! So far, those non-verbal approaches work for me and make me feel closer to my husband.

Well, thats one of the advantages of being married. Being able to enjoy each other freely, holding hands, cuddle, tickling each other. Flirting between married couple is so fun! Those moments are priceless.


Well, a flirting game is now available online. It is so fun. It is created by Extreme Style by VO5. Its called The Ultimate Flirting Championship. I played the game myself, I was the Judge. It was so much fun. And at the end of the game, you get the chance to win and achieve the Victory Hair. So don't miss the fun. Visit the links and experience it yourself.

WarGames Welcome Back!

What was your favourite movie in the 80's? I'm a movie fanatic and love the old classics as well as the latest releases.

One of my favorite movies... WarGames and it is back! Celebrating their 25th anniversary by showing in select theaters nationwide on Thursday, July 24. The showing is only one night and this will include unseen interviews before with the film creators and the cast and crews on how it was ahead of its time and its importance today. You can also see a sneak peek at the making of the sequel The Dead Code on this night only.

Don’t miss this one-time chance! Get your tickets and enjoy the show!

Cuteness!

Back Home

I was at moms house the last couple days, and it's always good to be back home. Rachid has been surprisingly nice...hmmm... he must have something up his sleeves. Just when I think okay, enough is enough with him... he starts acting cute. I wonder how long this will last this time? I bet probably only a couple hours. Maybe it was because I was at moms for a few days. Maybe he actually missed me. Tonight he actually hugged me and said that he loved me. Maybe aliens took over his brain?!!!

Still no luck job hunting... it fuckin sucks. Soon I will have to go apply at Mcdonalds or something. I pray that I wont have to do that!

Too Cute!

Happy Saturday everyone! I'm trying to decided whether I should go out tonight or not. I know that Rachid tries to ruin my time whenever I go out...not sure if I will actually enjoy myself or not. I know I deserve to go out and have fun for once...I never do. So many things are going through my mind...confused. I have to learn to live my life and stop worrying...life is too short.

Abs Thinsporation

Too Cute and Funny!

Cinderella is now 95 years old.

After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat named Bob for companionship.

One sunny afternoon out of nowhere, appeared the fairy godmother.



Cinderella said, 'Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after all these years'?

The fairy godmother replied, 'Cinderella, you have lived an exemplary life since I last saw you. Is there anything for which your heart still yearns?'

Cinderella was taken aback, overjoyed, and after some thoughtful consideration, she uttered her first wish:


'The prince was wonderful, but not much of an investor.
I'm living hand to mouth on my disability cheques, and I wish I were wealthy beyond comprehension.
Instantly her rocking chair turned into solid gold.

Cinderella said,
'Ooh, thank you, Fairy Godmother'

The fairy godmother replied,
'It is the least that I can do.
What do you want for your second wish?'

Cinderella looked down at her frail body, and said,
'I wish I were young and full of the beauty and youth I once had.'



At once, her wish became reality, and her beautiful young visage returned. Cinderella felt stirrings inside her that had been dormant for years.

And then the fairy godmother spoke once more:
'You have one more wish; what shall it be?'


Cinderella looks over to the frightened cat in the corner and says, 'I wish for you to transform Bob, my old cat, into a kind and handsome young man.'
Magically, Bob suddenly underwent so fundamental a change in his biological make-up that, when he stood before her, he was a man so beautiful the likes of him neither she nor the world had ever seen.


The fairy godmother said,
'Congratulations, Cinderella, enjoy your new life.'

With a blazing shock of bright blue electricity,
the fairy godmother was gone as suddenly as she appeared.

For a few eerie moments,

Bob and Cinderella looked into each other's eyes.


Cinderella sat, breathless, gazing at the most beautiful, stunningly perfect man she had ever seen.

Then Bob walked over to Cinderella, who sat transfixed in her rocking chair, & held her close in his young muscular arms.

He leaned in close, blowing her golden hair with his warm breath as he whispered...

'Bet you're sorry now that you cut my nuts off'

Get Certified!!!

In this world, having knowledge is not that useful unless you have some certification for it. I mean consider google certification. Though you are more good than those professionals out there in launching an adword campaign unless you are not having certification for that work you are going to loose many freelancing opportunities. Having certification plays a vital role in making a person ready for their career.

As of Google certification many IT professionals are earning a fair amount when they are certified. But right now getting certified, we have to pay some money for taking the exam. CISCO is providing certification in networking field which is completely free... which means you can get certified without paying a dime. Plus they provide preparation material for the exam.

Cisco certification provided by this company is both general and specialised. Also they have provided a training program and you can visit their website for more details. With the help of this training you can achieve growth in your career as these certifications will reflect your strength in this subject.

If you are an IT professional in networking then you would benefit if you complete the certification.

Check Out Paining Company

Check this out... College Works Painting, which is a premiere painting contractor in the United States, who specializes in exterior residential repaints. The company is run by an actual college student getting entrepreneurial and leadership experience while still in school. There is a three year guarantee of quality, plus all painters are covered by workers compensation. Give them a call at 888 450 WORK.

These Are Hilarious!

Tired of Job Hunting

Yesterday I had an interview for AlarmForce. The place was really nice and it would be a great opportunity to work for the company. The only thing...they are only hiring two people, and they are interviewing about 12. Makes me a little sad...afraid really. I am at the point where I'm ready to panic since I've been out of work for over a month now. If I'm lucky I will get a call for a second interview...I'm keeping my fingers crossed.

Furry Happy Thoughts!

Doesn't this massage look like it feels good! Jingles does this to me every morning before the sun rises when I want to sleep!


Possessed kittie!


Awww...too cute!


Gee...can you tell I like cats?! I think I need a new hobby!