Happy Halloween!

Happy Halloween!

Fitness Joke

Fitness Joke

WICOE (Women in Charge of Everything): Evening Classes for Men

WICOE 
(Women In Charge Of Everything) 

Is proud to announce the opening of its 
EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN 

ALL ARE WELCOME 

Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants 

The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include: 

DAY ONE 

HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS 
Step by step guide with slide presentation 

TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS? 
Roundtable discussion 

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR 
Practising with hamper (Pictures and graphics) 

DISHES & SILVERWARE; 
DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK 
OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES? 
Debate among a panel of experts. 

REMOTE CONTROL 
Losing the remote control - Help line and support groups 

LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS 
Starting with looking in the right place 
Instead of turning the house upside down while screaming - 
Open forum 

911 Call For the Mailman!

This is too funny... I had to post it for everyone to enjoy!

My Friday Complaining

You know what time it is? It's Fawk You Friday, Friday Flip-offs, Blog Stalk Friday and Friday Confessional! This is a good time to vent on this weeks shit! (It's okay to say it-it's not a bad word!) To whom/what would you like to say Fawk You to today?

What an Ass!

My friend sent this to me in an email and I had to share it with everyone. I think I was more shocked then anything, but it is a little funny at the end. Oh, and DO NOT watch at work or where someone could get offended.

Places Cats Sleep in but Shouldn't

Marriage Humour

Shutter Love Tuesday!

This weeks theme is "FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL"
To link up and get code, click on button above 

What a Woman Wants

My friend sent me this in an email... I thought it was cute so I wanted to share it with everyone.

Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death.


The question?... What do women really want? Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, and to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end.

He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the princess, the priests, the wise men and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer.

Why can't I own a Canadian

The other day I was visiting one of my regular fav's, when I came across a post that was too funny... I just had to repost it! Original post was on My Husband Misunderstood When I Said I Was Bi.

Why can't I own a Canadian

In her radio show, Dr Laura Schlesinger said that, as an observant
Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus
18:22, and cannot be condoned under any circumstance.

The following response is an open letter to Dr. Laura, written by a US man,
and posted on the Internet. It's funny, as well as informative:

Dear Dr. Laura:

Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination ... End of debate.

I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some other elements of God's Laws and how to follow them.

1. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?

Post-it Note Tuesday

It's Post it Note Tuesday again... time to play with sticky notes!

They can be fun, lighthearted, notes to self, to do lists or just plain bitch notes left for others. Your choice. Get creative.

I came across this picture from my new friend Lydia from:

 One Step at a Time.

I thought it was perfect and had to share it with all my readers.

Lydia also has one other blog:

  

I didn't sleep last night, so naturally I decided to clean under the bathroom sink. Came across an old curling iron in the box...  curling iron wields a harsh warning on the box. You should never curl your hair while sleeping. Multitasker be damned, you will not be saving any time in the morning.


My heating pad is also not a floatation device. Who knew? I had to cancel my white water rafting vacation because now I don’t have enough floatation devices. Thanks a lot SunBeam!

Do we REALLY need to be warned about such stupid things? I am sure some do but for the most part I think we grasp: Gasoline and hairspray are highly flammable; Coffee is HOT!!!

A warning that might have helped me out would have been on a container of Icy Hot one night.

I was all snuggled up and had had a long day when my shoulders and neck started aching. I decided I WANTED to smell like an 86 year old woman and slathered Icy Hot on my shoulder. True to “86 year old” form, I had to potty. Maybe it was the “reposition paper wipe” move that caused some extra Icy Hot to grace me down there, but I lit up like a college bonfire! I ran into the kitchen. Threw a skillet on her and cooked a steak before correcting the situation (I’m thrifty AND now a viral video on You Tube!!).

***Note: I am a liar; my dinner prep was a private matter. There are no video recorded logs of this incident. I apologize in advance if YOU looked on You Tube!! ***

But, as things ALWAYS do, it did get me thinking about warnings I would LOVE to see on certain things and situations.

Wouldn't it be nice to walk up to a situation or person before the BS starts and read a large warning tag attached to them/it? I made up a couple examples for you.

**On the Oreo package**


Warning tag reads:

I realize that you are considering this purchase as a “weekend treat” for the kids. But we BOTH know what will REALLY happen. After midnight the crisp milk in the fridge will beckon you. You will consume 86% of this package. This will spontaneously cause cellulite to emerge on your thighs and rear. The individual divots will be embedded with the word “Oreo”. This means no man will EVER be attracted to you unless you are entirely submerged in milk.

**On the handsome man in front of you in the store line. The one who is wearing a wedding ring and flirting with you openly**


Warning tag reads:

I am an ass. I am not separated OR getting divorced. I find you attractive and have no morals. I want in your skirt (it was a very pretty skirt, sorry for the interruption). If you have a shred of dignity and an ounce of intelligence left in your little sex depraved body, you will follow these instructions. Back your cart up whistling. Go stand in the aisle where the hairy, big chested, no bra wearing woman with 15 kids and lost hope is. Just say’n.

**On the pink jogging pants with “sexy” or “baby girl” written across the rear**


Warning tag reads:

You are 40-something for goodness sakes!! Do you really want to advertise your caboose in this manner? I know you THINK you’ll never go out in them (at least I hope you thought that!), but the day will come and you will, also ma’am, just as a side note; the slight roll to the juvenile words on display is VERY unflattering to the size appearance of your assets.
**Note: If any of these characters seem personal, they are not. They are all fictional characters made for your reading enjoyment. Any similarities between yourself and the characters are purely coincidental (if however you are feeling like you may be the Oreo package or Jogging pants, I really have no therapy to suggest for you, I’m sorry).