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Monday, 26 April 2010

Spagetti

Someone sent me this in an email and I thought it was funny so decided to post it here. Hope you enjoy!



For 2 years a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.

One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, He paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.

She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write 'Spaghetti'
on the back. He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.

'Honey!,' she

said, 'you received a very strange
post card today.'

'Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later,' he said. The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted..

On the card was written:

Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.

Three with meatballs, two without..

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Tuesday, 13 April 2010

Hate is Such a Strong Word

Hate.
Hate is a strong word...
but for you...
my feelings are strongly suggesting that it would be okay...
just this once...
to say honestly...
that i hate you...
before i saw the beauty in you...
but now all i see is this ugly little troll...
before i had a friend...
now a criminal...
because you murdered what we had...
you tried to cover it up with pretty little things...
lies, lies, lies...
but little did you know...
that the ugly little monster rips and shreds pretty little things til there's nothing left...
nothing left but the truth...
and the truth is...
sometimes unforgiving...
fucking ruthless...
just like me...
and the truth is ...
sometimes also...
fucking ugly...
just like you.

By Kimberly
Dedicated to the ex in my previous post from yesterday.
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