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Saturday, 3 July 2010

Another Pointless Post!

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No wait----It IS an actual emergency!!!!

I care about your entertainment standards and have developed this system to protect you from a lame post. Today's post is a lame post...sorry! Just post the first thing that comes to your head, the wilder and most creative will win the contest. Yes,, I just made it a contest. I can do that because I used to own the world remember????


Any way I do have random thoughts of naughtiness today!

Wanna hear them?? Yep... of course you do!! So here goes:

Maybe I should lay gummy worms end to end from here to my neighbors house today and peck them all up like a fluffy chick after I knock on her door


Maybe go to a video store and run through the aisles with my arms out knocking all the movies off the shelves (I have always wanted to do that... couldn't do that when I worked there)


Break out in a belted rendition of Annie's "Tomorrow"... always loved that movie

Go to a sit down restaurant and order water, then after the server brings it,, taste it and with a straight face say "I'm sorry, I asked for a DIET water--this doesn't taste like DIET!!!"


Just go commit myself before someone else does it for me... 
What the FRENCH TOAST!!!????? Best line in a gum commercial you LINT LICKER!!!!
Think I need some sleep!

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