Wednesday's Naughty List, Please Come Back!

Time to strut your naughtiness ladies and gents!
You know you want to!
How naughty am I?
Well take a look!

1. Even though I've been watching what I eat, I secretly ate pizza... yes, evil yummy pizza! Guess what? I lost half a pound! Okay, so it was homemade and had mostly veggies on top, but damn was it good!

2. While shopping the other day (after eating the healthy whole grain crust pizza), I had pains in my tummy... I had 3 pieces... ummm, okay I'm lying... I had 5. Anyway, while shopping and with pains... I secretly farted. No one was behind me, but someone started walking down the aisle towards me... teehee!

3. I got a new toy... and yes it works miracles! Go check out the post I wrote about it: Click Here!

4. I'm not one to normally hate animals... I really love them and wanted to become a vet... but, there are two really pesky birds that keep shitting and trying to nest on my balcony. Damn pigeons, and I can't get rid of them... I am ready to buy a BB Gun and shoot their brains out! They have no fear... I've swatted at them a million times, and they taunt my cat at the window. Sorry PETA, I need to kick their feather asses!

5. My Friday sex session with my Love, has now moved to Wednesdays... thank God today is Wednesday!!! His new day off is Hump Day for the next little while... I dunno, but this turns me on even more!

Unfortunately, The Naughty List on Wednesday's have lost some of their hosts and there's no linking this week... so sad. I would love to host it... I'll keep my fingers crossed that Life As I See It finds me naughty enough. If not... I might have to start flashing!